Darwin's Missing Links for 2008
Building a web site provides the builder to share all the places he thinks are worth going if your are demented or just plain bored. This page is no exception. None of the links on this page have more than a vague connection to Mexico, but they can still be fun. They are pretty much all G-Rated. The links are underlined so you won't confuse them with the regular text. The webmaster's source for all these intellectual wonders is a closely guarded secret. You will have to use your back button after visiting these sites or you will stay lost in cyberspace.
2000 Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter There's more to this than just giving a glob to your dog and watching the fun.
Institute for Naming Children Humanely is a non-profit organization dedicated to achieving a better society through better names for children. It is leading the battle to keep people from giving contrived, stupid or excessively cutesy names to innocent children.
Basic Laws of Human Stupidity Stupidity follows a pattern. Learn it here.
Taliban Pinup Girl: A classic protrayal of what those guys from Afghanistan dream about on those long lonely nights imprisoned in Cuba. This is page from LandoverBaptist.org, a subtly presented satirical site by some folks that are probably not be Baptists in real life. Don't go here if you are sensitive about religious satire.
Engrish: See how comically the Orientals (mostly Japanese) can butcher English. Before you laugh too hard, you need to remember that you can do just as good a job butchering Spanish if you are not careful.
How Stuff Works will tell you, well, how stuff works. If you have a curious nature, you can waste hours and hours here.
Bible According to Cheese This starts out with the story of Edam & Eve, with pictures, and sort of goes down hill from there.
Bible in Pig Latin: Well, part of it. Prepare for unusual spiritual enlightenment. This does not look like something that Wycliff Bible Translators did unless there is an obscure tribe in faraway Hoknowswherehway that speaks the language. Or-fay Od-gay o-say oved-lay e-thay orld-way, at-thay e-hay ave-gay is-hay only-ay egotten-bay On-say, at-thay osoever-whay elieveth-bay in-ay im-hay ould-shay ot-nay erish-pay, ut-bay ave-hay everlasting-ay ife-lay. (Ohn-jay 3:16 if you haven't already figured that out.)
Breatharian Institute of America Man may not live by bread alone, but this quirky group thinks that air alone is enough.
Weekly World News The supermarket tabloid that is Pastor Dave's occasional source of unusual spiritual insight is available on line.
You might actually be entertained by some of this stuff. Whether Darwin would be amused or not is a subject you may wish to debate with him sometime if you both happen to end up in the same place. Go for it and enjoy! If you wish to suggest another off-the-wall site for the intellectually off-center, Email the Webmaster
